Life Without A Mate!
I can't imagine life without a mate! The last two days I have been laid out with a virus I'm told. Nevertheless when food doesn't stay on your stomach your head is spinning, hurting and you are throwing up all at the same time I feel you are sick, real sick. That is no fun at all. My wife was by my side. I don't know if she thought I would make it or she wanted to be by my side in case I didn't make it!
It was scary and right now I'm still very weak. First we thought Flu and I didn't get my shot yet. Then my doctor said it was a virus, how the heck he knew that I'll never know unless it's virus season too! He said it would last for a couple days, I would be weak then in a few more days I could eat fresh soft foods. Nothing that has been sitting out that should have been in the refrigerator.
I do that so often I even sit food in the plate in the microwave to eat later. Now I know that's a real bad idea with heat 100 degrees and over outside. So without my wife, my soul mate I don't know if I could attend to myself anymore when things arise in life. So she is back at work today, a Friday end of month.
Then I thought about all the survivors here men and women and the care givers we have to attend to us for our needs every day. So here is a little something about Adam and Eve I hope you enjoy why God let us have a mate!
Top Ten Reasons Eve Was Created
10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.
9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote.
8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him.
7. God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist, or haircut appointment for himself.
6. God knew Adam would never remember which night to put he garbage on the curb.
5. God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.
4. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left his tools.
3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.
2. As the Bible says, It is not good for man to be alone!
1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head, and said, "I can do better than that."
FRED!
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