MEDICAL MANIA
BOY. BETWEEN THE STROKE AND AGE, IT SEEMS VISITING DOCTORS IS A FULL TIME JOB. I WISH THEY HAD MAGAZINES NEWER THAN 2000. ANYHOW, I FINALLY GOT CALLED THAT MY COLONOSCOPY WAS PERFECT AND I DIDN'T HAVE TO WORRY. ONE LESS THING THAT WON'T KILL ME. MY WIFE'S MAMMOGRAM WAS ALSO OK, SO WE CAN ELIMINATE THAT PROBLEM FOR A WHILE.
TOMORROW, AFTER I MEET WITH THE NEUROLOGIST, I HOPE I DON'T SEE AN M.D. FOR A WHILE. OF COURSE, ONE WILL PASS ME IN THE SPORTS CAR I PAID FOR, OR I CAN WAVE TO THE ONE WHO WHIZZES BY IN THE BOAT I BOUGHT WHILE I SIT ON THE BEACH. AIN'T LIFE WONDERFUL?
I'M GOING TO LOOK FOR A DOCTOR WHO DRIVES A TEN YEAR OLD CAR, LIVES WITH MOTHER, HATES BOATS, HAS CURRENT MAGAZINES AND SPENDS IDLE TIME RESEARCHING ALL THE CURRENT REMEDIES. AND I HOPE SHE'S CUTE TOO.
MARTY
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