DARNED CATS
IF YOU CAN MAKE IT THROUGH THIS, YOU WILL UNDERSTAND WHY IT GOT ITS TITLE!!!!!!!!
OK, BETWEEN HUSBANDS, I MOVED TO ATLANTA AND WENT TO WORK FOR A BANK WITH LIKE 20 STORIES OF OFFICES. I MET A COMPUTER GEEK( WHY DO I ATTRACT THEM WHEN I CAN BARELY OPEN EMAIL?) LOL. HE WAS JUST MY TYPE. SMALL STATURED, DARK HAIR, FUNNY, AND INTELLIGENT!!!!!! HE WORKED IN THE BUILDING AS A SYSTEMS ANALYST FOR AN INVESTMENT FIRM.
COOL THINGS ABOUT HIM. HE WAS A GENIUS WHO SKIPPED GRADES AND GRADUATED HIGHSCHOOL WHEN HE WAS BARELY 16. HAD A MASTER DEGREE BY AGE 21. HE WAS ON THE OLYMPIC SWIM TEAM ONE TIME AS WELL. AND HE, WITH HIS PARENTS HELP DEVELOPED A PATENT AND SOLD THE RIGHTS TO IT TO COCA COLA WHEN HE WAS 14 YEARS OLD. SO HE HAD THOUSANDS IN A TRUST FUND HIS PARENTS WOULD'NT LET HIM TOUCH TIL HE WAS 30 TO TEACH HIM THE VALUE OF A DOLLAR.
BUT HE HATED CATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO, ANYWAY WE DATED FOR OVER A YEAR AND THEN OUT COMES THE DIAMOND RING ONE NIGHT. I SAID , JEFF, I AM NEVER GETTING MARRIED AGAIN!!!!!!!( HA)
LONG STORY SHORT, AFTER BEGGING FOR WEEKS, HE GAVE UP AND POINT BLANK ASKED ME WHY I WOULD'NT MARRY HIM. I SAID, WELL, OTHER THAN I NEED MORE TIME TO GET OVER THIS LAST ONE, YOU HATE CATS AND I HAVE TO HAVE CATS IN MY LIFE, SORRY. HE SAYS" KIM, FOR YOU, I'LL LEARN TO LIKE THEM!!!!!"
BUT THAT WOULDNT BE THE SAME. I WOULD ALWAYS KNOW HE HATED MY BELOVED CATS. ANYWAY, HE MOVED BACK TO FLORIDA BUT BEFORE HE LEFT HE GAVE ME SOME ADVICE. HE GOES" KIM, REMEMBER MY FRIEND BILLY I MET AT ONE OF THOSE COMPUTER SHOWS I WENT TO LAST YEAR?" I SAID" HOW COULD I FORGET, YOU ARE ALWAYS TALKING TO HIM ON THE PHONE AND IN CHAT AND HOW BRILLIANT HE IS, WHAT ABOUT HIM?
WELL, HE HAS DEVELOPED A NEW SOFTWARE PROGRAM, AND IT WILL BE THE WAVE OF THE FUTURE. AND HE IS GOING PUBLIC NEXT WEEK ON THE STOCK MARKET. MY PARENTS ARE LETTING TAKE OUT $50,000 FROM THAT TRUST TO INVEST. TAKE EVERY DIME YOU HAVE AND PUT IT IN HIS COMPANY. ITS CALLED
MICROSOFT
ANYWAY, A FEW YEARS AGO WHEN I FIGURED OUT HOW TO USE COMPUTERS, I LOOKED HIM UP AND FOUND HIS E-MAIL. I SENT HIM ONE AND IT SAID" GOT ANY GOOD STOCK TIPS? LOL
HE CALLED ME IMMEDIATLEY AND SAID" OMG I HAVE THOUGHT OF YOU ALMOST EVERY DAY IN OVER 20 YEARS!!!!!!!!" I SAID, YEAH, I THINK ABOUT YOU EVRY DAY WHEN I TURN ON COMPUTER AND IT SAYS WELCOME TO MICROSOFT WINDOWS!!!!!!!!!!!" LOL. SO, IF IT HAD'NT BEEN FOR THE DARNED CATS, I'D PROBABLY BE WITH JEFF. AT LEAST WE ARE FRIENDS AGAIN. IT WASN'T MEANT TO BE!!!!!!!!!!!!
I BELIEVE IN FATE
KIM
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