I AM NOT A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK. LET ME EXPLAIN. I AM NOT AND NEVER HAVE BEEN A MAN. HOWEVER, THE STATE OF KENTUCKY (WHERE I RECENTLY MOVED) PUT ME DOWN ON MY DRIVER'S LICENSE AS A MALE......******************* I DIDN'T NOTICE IT, BUT THE SS OFFICE DID AND WANTS PROOF I AM A WOMAN.
OK, BEING A MAN WOULD BE AN ASSET IN MY REAL ESTATE BUSINESS, BUT NO ONE WOULD BELIEVE IT. I AM 5 FT 2 ( BARELY) 135 POUNDS AND DO *******NOT LOOK LIKE A MAN**********************
HOMELAND SECURITY IS THEIR EXCUSE NOW THAT I HAVE TO PROVE I AM A WOMAN. I DIDN'T JUST DRIVE UP IN A BROKEN DOWN PICKUP WITH NO ID BUT A WORN OUT FISHING LICENSE TO GET A DRIVER'S LICENSE. THAT IN ITSELF TOOK AN ACT OF CONGRESS
HERE'S THE ID I HAVE
1) ALABAMA DRIVER'S LICENSE
2) DIVORCE DECREE ( STATE NOTORIZED DOCUMENT)
3) COPY OF SS CARD ( I LOST THAT THANG YEARS AGO)
4) COPY OF TAX RETURN
5) COPY OF 1099 WITH MY SS # ON IT
6) COPY OF BIRTH CERTIFICATE ( NOT CERTIFIED)
7) STATE REAL ESTATE APPRAISER'S LICENSE( OFFICIAL DOCUMENT)
8) MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE FROM THE LAST MARRIAGE ( STATE DOCUMENT)
9) OK, I DO HAVE A FISHING AND BOATING LICENSE.....LO LOL LOL
SO, THE STATE OF KENTUCKY GRANTED ME A LICENSE. GET THIS. THEY SAID....." DO YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR MOTORCYCLE LICENSE"
I SAID ........"WHUT?" I NEVER HAVE BEEN ON ONE. OK, ONCE WITH UNCLE JIMMY IN 1968. SOMEHOW I I GOT THAT LICENSE. I SAID "SURE, I'LL KEEP IT" LOL LOL LOL
ANYWAY, NOW THAT THEY HAVE ME LISTED AS A MALE, I HAVE TO PROVE I AM A FEMALE. I PAID THE STATE OF NORTH CAROLINA $61 TO RUSH ME MY CERTIFIED BIRTH CERTIFICATE. I HAVE IT IN MY FAT LITTLE HANDS. LOL
RECKON THEY WILL LET ME BE A WOMAN AGAIN?
LOL LOL LOL LOL
KIM :bop: :bop: :happydance:
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