CAT OR WIFE?
WHILE IN FLORIDA, WE NOTICED JAKE, OUR CAT, WAS GETTING THIN AND NOT EATING. WE TOOK HIM TO A CAT HOSPITAL (NOT CAT HOUSE, CAT HOSPITAL) WHERE HE HAD BLOOD TESTS AND X-RAYS. HIS KIDNEYS WERE SCREWED UP AND THERE WAS FOREIGN MATTER IN HIS STOMACH. SURGERY WAS RECOMMENDED, AND ARTIFICIAL GRASS, SOME WITH WIRE WAS REMOVED. MEDICATION HELPED GET HIS KIDNEYS IN BETTER ORDER AND HE BECAME HIS OLD SELF.
WHILE SHOPPING FOR CAT FOOD, WE MET A WOMAN WHO HAD SEVEN CATS ANS CALLED HERSELF "KAY THE CRAZY CAT LADY." KAY SAID SHE REVIEWED ALL FOODS AND FOUND SOLID GOLD -KATZ-A-FLOCKING TO BE THE BEST. SO WE LOADED UP ON DRY AND MOIST VERSIONS OF THE FOOD AND JAKE SEEMS TO BE QUITE CONTENT WITH HIS NEW FOOD. NEXT WEEK, HE GOES TO A LOCAL VET TO SEE HOW HIS KIDNEYS ARE DOING. ACCORDING THE THE LITTER BOX, I WOULD SAY HE IS DOING VERY WELL.
WHEN I GOT HIM FROM THE HUMANE SOCIETY, HE COST ME $65 AND I SIGNED A PAPER THAT SAID I WOULD DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO KEEP HIM WELL. MY WIFE TOOK THIS TO HEART AND FOR WHAT WE NOW HAVE INVESTED IN HIM, I'M CONSIDERING CHANGING HIS NAME TO PRECIOUS OR GOLDFINGER. BECAUSE I MADE HIM EXECUTOR OF THE ESTATE, HE NEEDS TO STAY ALIVE. MY WIFE IS CRAZY ABOUT HIM (HE SLEEPS WITH HER MORE THAN I DO). SO DO I KEEP THE CAT OR MY WIFE?
MARTY :blush:
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