gypsy the harlot
hi folks, as the title says, my little gypsy girl is in heat for the 1st time since bringing her home with me from my vacation trip. as many of you know i am a huge animal lover of all kinds. mostly in my life i have had male dogs, not females. so i've not been privy to this ritual. in alot of animal species it is the males that do their mating dance to attract the females, and the females will put put out alot of resistance, until they are ready, but not with my gypsy girl. she can rival the best contortionist of all time. i have never seen a dog be able to position herself in a split second and contort her tail out of the way as fast as a lightening bolt. shes does a 360 in seconds flat to get the best position possible. as stated in my previous blog, she and dawson now are best buds. she follows him everywhere with her little rear end to his face. i will leave the graphic details out as this point, she has her diaper on but that doesn't stop her. oh no! dawson is ravishing attention on her like a queen. he is exhausted to say the least without reward!! she raises that little rear end even to the cats, she is a desperate female. this started yesterday and it has been hysterical to watch. even going outside she has moments of confusion, thinking she is a female in trying to do her squat to do her business but other times she tries the male version of urinating, almost falling over, lifting her leg. she can't let any male be better than her,LOL battle of the sexes prevails in animals too. once she is back in the house and the diaper goes on again, she starts in where she left off, after cleaning herself of course.(hoping to get lucky). she has gotten out of her diaper a few times, i can only pray that the deed was not completed in my slumber hours. cher's song "gypsies, tramps, and thieves" fits my gypsy to a T. she has exhausted me too, i will seek her out, when i don't see her for a few minutes, to make sure no hanky panky is going on under my roof, that i am not involved in.!! this is nerve wracking at its best. some one will be making a trip to the vet for the dreaded cut or snip snip very soon. i have found this very amusing thus far, hoping it will end soon. both dogs are exhausting themselves without success, it kinda seems cruel to me in many ways. i will not add to the shelters out there for unwanted pets . she is here with me now sitting in my chair and i am discussing with her, the birds and the bees, but her actions prove to me that shes beyond that point,LOL so now she has jumped down to tease dawson again. i feel sorry for the poor boy. she is stylin though with her blue jeans diaper on with her tail protruding from the hole. running around trying to get dawson to chase her. well they both have disappeared to an area of seclusion, out of my eyesight, so i must go seeking them again. there will be no sequel to this movie. one is enough thankyou.
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