THERE ONCE WAS A MAN FROM NANTUCKET
LIMERICKS
i have always enjoyed them and could ALWAYS make up funny ones at the drop of a hat, until monstor stroke struck. however, a close friend i have made on this site, does EVERYTHING in his power to help motivate me to "rewire" my thinking, it has helped tremendously. anyway, a few days ago, he, being wittier than myself, extemporaneously blurted out a funny one he had just made up. i laughed until i CRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SUDDENLY, one came to my mind , then another, and NOW i'm worrying the horns off a billy goat to him making these silly little poems up!!!
I WANT TO SHARE A FEW WITH MY FRIENDS HERE. sorry guys, it makes me think!!!!!!! i am aware they are'nt that good, but i'll get better with practice, god help you all!!!
CHEFDENNY
I ONCE KNEW A CHEF NAMED DENNY
WHOSE RECIPES HE SHARED WERE A MANY
HIS FOOD'S ALWAYS TASTY
AND NEVER MADE HASTY
DINE WITH HIM AND YOU WILL GET A PLENTY
ROD
I ONCE KNEW A MAN I'LL CALL ROD
SOME PEOPLE THINKS HE'S QUITE ODD
BUT HE IS NOT INSANE
INSTEAD REALLY A BRAIN
AND THINKS WITH HIS MIND NOT HIS BOD
JANICE'S CAT QUARTZ
A FRIEND HAS A CAT WITH BUTT ISSUE
CARPET HAS TO GET WIPED WITH CLEAN TISSUE
HE SCRUBS HIS ASS ON THE FLOOR
FRIGHTENED, RUNS TOWARD THE DOOR
AND SAYS WITH HIS EYES "MOMMY I MISS YOU"
MORE LATER, I'M SURE YOU CAN'T WAIT LOL
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