BONY KNEES
I HAVE BEEN MARRIED TO "MR. SMOOTH TALKER" FOR OVER TEN YEARS AND HE RECENTLY CHOSE TO INFORM ME THAT HE THINKS I HAVE BONY KNEES!!!!!
HE SAID MY "BONY KNEES" GIVE HIM BRUISES IN HIS BACK WHEN WE ARE ASLEEP. I WAS LIVID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SAID" WHY HAVE YOU WAITED ALL OF THESE YEARS TO TELL ME YOU HATE MY KNEES!!!!" HE THEN SAYS" I DIDN'T SAY I HATED YOUR KNEES, BUT THEY ARE BONY" NOW I'M WIDE AWAKE AT 3AM LOOKING AT MY BONY KNEES AND GETTING REALLY MAD. I CAN'T LEAVE IT ALONE, SO I SAY" WELL, I'M GONNA TAKE MY "BONY KNEES" AND GO SLEEP ON THE COUCH AS NOT TO DISTURB YOUR PRECIOUS SLUMBER".
HE THEN STARTS LAUGHING ( CAUSE HE KNOWS HE GOT TO ME) AND SAYS, "BY THE WAY, YOUR ELBOWS ARE BONY TOO" SO NOW I AM PARANOID ABOUT MY BONY KNEES AND ELBOWS.) I WONDER IF OTHER PEOPLE NOTICE IT AND ARE TOO POLITE TO SAY.
THAT'S OKAY, THE CATS DON'T MIND MY "BONY KNEES AND ELBOWS", I'M SLEEPING WITH THEM ON THE COUCH UNTIL HE TAKES IT BACK.
KIM
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