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thank you........................tra la la la la la la la la! :ChristmasTree:

KIM,

I AM SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT CHRIS. MY THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS ARE WITH YOU.

MARTY

PHYL,

CONGRATS!! WILL I BE RUNNING INTO YOU WHEN I GO FOR EARLY BIRD SPECIALS AT 4 AM FRIDAY MORNING? ACTUALLY, I'M GIVING THE DEVALUED DOLLAR THIS YEAR JUST TO KEEP OUT OF THE STORES. MY WIFE CAN HANDLE THE SHOPPING MISSION FOR THE GRANDKIDS. HAPPY HOLIDAYS

MARTY :party:

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THREE FEET?

MARTY :bouncing_off_wall:

JEAN,

AQUATIC THERAPY IS THE BEST! I'VE BEEN DOING IT THREE DAYS A WEEK FOR OVER THREE YEARS. WITHOUT IT AND MY "ANGEL" LEADER, WHO KNOWS WHERE I WOULD BE TODAY. SO GLAD IT'S AGREEING WITH DON. YOU WILL SEE CHANGES AND EVEN AN IMPROVEMENT IN HIS MENTAL OUTLOOK. EVERYBODY WHO HAD A STROKE, AND CAN, SHOULD BE IN THE WATER FOR THERAPY.

MARTY :Clap-Hands:

JEAN,

I'M ALREADY IN THE PAMELA ANDERSON FAN CLUB. SHE EVEN DREAMS ABOUT ME.

PHYL,

MAYBE I'LL DO A LONGER TEXT NEXT TIME. THE BREAST WILL GO MUCH SLOWER OVER THE FOREHEAD

BONNIE,

THE ONLY CHANGE IN MY DIET WAS THE PUMPKIN SPICE COFFEE I HAD THIS MORNING. I GUESS I'LL GO BACK FOR MORE.

JEAN,

MY READING HABITS ARE GEARED TO MYSTERIES, AKA JAMES PATTERSON. I CONFISCATED MY WIFE'S COPY OF "THE HUSBAND" BY DEAN KOONTZ. IT'S ABOUT A LANDSCAPER WHOSE WIFE IS KIDNAPPED AND HELD FOR $2,000,000 RANSOM. ONE OF THOSE TWISTED PLOTS. AS OF TODAY, I'M 25% DONE.

MARTY :big_grin:

ROBYN,

THE CAT CAN PLAY CHECKERS, BUT CARDS ARE OUT. HE HAS TROUBLE SHUFFLING AND HOLDING THE CARDS IN HIS PAWS.

MARTY :big_grin:

JUNE,

THE WORSE PART OF THE STORM PASSED ABOUT 15 MILES EAST OF US. WE HAD SOME WIND, RAIN AND HAIL. WE DROVE THROUGH THE BAD AREA TODAY AND WHAT A MESS. LOTS OF FIREWOOD FOR SALE FROM ALL THE DOWNED TREES

THANKS FOR YOUR CONCERN

MARTY :big_grin:

PUT A CUSHION BEHIND ME WHEN I'M IN MY RECLINER AND DIAL UP THE LUMBAR SUPPORT IN THE CAR.

WORKS LIKE A CHARM

ASHA,

THANKS FOR THE ADVICE. I NOW HAVE RESPECT FOR MY DOCTOR BECAUSE HE DID RULE OUT MY BEING PREGNANT AND THAT COULD BE THE CAUSE OF MY PAIN. BY THE WAY, I BEND OVER BACKWARDS FOR MY WIFE EVERYDAY, SO I REALLY SHOULD BE IN GREAT SHAPE.

MARTY :big_grin:

WITHOUT GOING TO HER RESTAURANT AND STILL EATING VERY WELL, I PUT ON A WHOLE POUND IN THE TWO WEEKS. THE TRICK IS NOT EATING BETWEEN MEALS AND WALKING A LOT

ANN,

THE LINE AT HER RESTAURANT STARTED AT 9:30 AM AND WAS AROUND THE BLOCK BY THE TIME IT OPENED. SO WE JUST WALKED BY AND TOOK A WHIFF.

MARTY

THERE'S NOTHING LIKE TRAVELIN'. HAVE A WONDERFUL TIME

MARTY :big_grin:

THANK YOU ANNE AND JUNE.

BESIDES PHYL, AT THE DOCTOR'S YESTERDAY, WE DISCUSSED THIS. HE ADVISED ME NOT TO ATTEND. BECAUSE DANNY WAS A VET.,THERE WAS GOING TO BE A LONG OUTSIDE GRAVESITE CEREMONY. MY MEDS COMBINED WITH 100 DEGREE TEMPERATURES WOULD NOT BE A GOOD MIX.

MARTY

THANKS FOR THE NICE AND INFORMATIVE COMMENTS

I USUALLY GET KISSED BEFORE I GET SCREWED!!!!!

:roflmao:

KRISTEN,

I NEVER ENVY ANYBODY BECAUSE I ALWAYS FIGURE SOMEWHERE IN THEIR LIVES THEY HAVE PROBLEMS BIGGER THAN MINE. I ACCEPT MY FATE, MY WIFE HAS ACCEPTED MY FATE AND WE GO ON WITH OUR AS BEST WE CAN. MOST PEOPLE THINK I HAD KNEE SURGERY, AND THAT'S WHY I LIMP. I USUALLY HAVE A "TONGUE -IN-CHEEK" REPLY FOR ANYBODY WHO MAKES A STUPID REMARK.

MARTY

MISS KIM,

REMINDS ME OF THE OLD SONG, "LET ME CALL YOU SWEETHEART, I FORGOT YOUR NAME".

MARTY

ACHANDRA,

I REGISTERED WITH THE STATE, SO I HARDLY GET TELEMARKETING CALLS. IF I DO, I HAVE A BUTTON ATTACHED TO THE PHONE THAT SAYS "THE PERSON CALLED DOES NOT ACCEPT THESE TYPES OF CALLS". I JUST HANG UP AND CERTAINLY DON'T FEEL GUILTY.

KIM,

THE $2.00 WAS PRINCIPLE. BESIDES, THAT'S 2 HOT FUDGE SUNDAES AT MCDONALDS.

MARTY

FROM NOW ON I SHALL USE 007 AKA MARTY OK?

GOOD IDEA. I JUST SIGN EVERYTHING 007. NOW IF I CAN GET MY WIFE TO REALIZE IT'S STILL ME.

007

PHYL,

THE SPEEDO WAS EASY TO FIND FOR THE CAT. THE JOCK STRAP WAS THE PROBLEM.

BONNIE,

THE CAT IS DECLAWED. MY WIFE IS NOT.

MARTY

JEAN,

WE FINISHED AND ALL IS WELL. AFTER OVER 50 YEARS WITH THIS WOMAN, IT'S JUST FUN ARGUING. SHE STILL DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO CALCULATE THE MEASURMENTS. BUT THEN AGAIN, NONE OF US ARE PERFECT. ESPECIALLY ME.

MARTY